The Brangelina Bunch
Posted by charley on July 24th, 2008
So the news buzzing round the internets today is that the twin angels of Brangelina were conceived using IVF. Yes, Brad didn’t even touch the woman!
You can just see all the Brangeloonie hearts breaking at the realization that the pair didn’t pro-create naturally, maybe Brad wasn’t up to the job so Angie decided to take matters into her own..er..hands?
Anyway, the twinnies are from both parents and according to a family friend they wanted to crack on with their ‘rainbow family’ and have as many as quickly as they could. Angelina wanted to avoid “the stress of trying to get pregnant,” the source says, “She could just knock it out”. They named the little cherubs Knox and Vivienne Marcheline, yes I know what you’re thinking and yes Knox is a military base in Kentucky, USA. At least he wasn’t named after a fruit though eh?
The thing is, a lot of people incapable of conceiving themselves are being left childless because they simply can’t afford the expensive treatment. Brangelina, of course, gets special treatment just because they want to speed things up. I can’t imagine Brad agreeing to that without a fight though! Couldn’t that money be used on Angelina’s charity work rather than making babies? It’s a little unfair. Hey I guess Huey Lewis was wrong, you do need a credit card to ride that train…so to speak.