J-Lo and her demands
Posted by charley on July 5th, 2008
I don’t really want to blog about the ghastliness that is “JLo” but I found a list of her demands whilst trawling though Google for work at hotels that she’s stayed in, and really I’m both shocked and jealous of it.
As you can see above she asks for 2 oscillating fans. Not just normal round and round fans, oscillating fans. I can imagine the fuss she would make if the room temperature wasn’t 26 degrees celcius, and as for the ashtrays…well she will have had to abandon that in the UK now because of the smoking ban but hey, it’s JLo! 3 wardrobe racks are required for what is most likely an overnight stay, and this I’m jealous of. I want 3 wardrobe racks to choose from each day! I’ve left most of my clothes at my parent’s house and the ones I do have with me in London I’m bored of already. Next thing, clothing steamer and iron? JLo does not do her own ironing. FACT. I bet she’s not touched an iron since she left “the block”.
A mirror that is “of adequate size” in my opinion was a smart thing to write, how else would the hotel owner know to provide the biggest mirror in the world to accomodate the singers huge head? She might need the microwave for pop tarts? or toasties? and an oven too! What is she going to do? Prepare a 3 course gourmet meal before staggering on stage? I don’t know, it all seems a bit…much for presumably a couple of hours visit. Then again if I were JLo maybe I would ask for those things, but on the other hand if I were JLo I wouldn’t want to be.